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>be me a couple hours ago
>on the bus, headed home for the day
>chilling on my phone & browsing /sci/
>10 minutes after i got on
>hear something loud as shit banging off the walls and floor
>dafuq
>turn around
>spot something shiny rolling around under the seats at the back of the bus
>eyesight is shit, have to squint for a few seconds to figure out what it is
>its a buttplug
>look up, see a girl at the back of the bus in cargo pants looking all embarassed
>make eye contact
>give her a look like picrel
>she gets off at the next stop
i didn't realize women actually did such degenerate shit. hopefully she learned her lesson and wont be such a hoe in the future, a man can dream at least
