>>23560537Peach gets kidnapped by Bowser on like a weekly basis and the only people she has protecting her are a fat short plumber and a bunch of mushroom headed blobs. She's probably got a kidnapping/damsel in distress fetish and gets tied up helplessly and railed by Bowser's huge reptile penis every time she's at his castle and Mario is none the wiser and I bet she and Bowser think it's hilarious watching Mario burn his ass on the lava Bowser put all around his castle.
