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>Break both its !egs but only on of its arms so it flops around aimlessly. Next step is putting its head in a vice. Getting a pair of pIiers and pulling its tongue out. Release it from the vice, watch, and watch it screaming a d GURGLING in agony as it rolls around trying to find its tongue and put it back in. Once you get bored of it crush its skull with a pipe wrench. This I how it should be done