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>"Officer, I saw that homeless man shooting at birds with an airsoft gun earlier!"
*points loaded AR-15 at nearest drunk homeless looking person*
"FREEZE I WILL FUCKING UNLOAD ON YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY. Now put your left foot in, and take your right foot out! Now put your right foot in and you shake it all ab- HEY I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS"
*mag dumps homeless guy*
"Oh fuck did you see that?! I thought he might have had an rpg in the waist line of his sweat pants that he kinda reached for! Oh wait, turns out he was unarmed. Better safe than sorry, though lmao."
