>>8087330Hey friends, My name is whiskers, and id lick every single one of you. All of you are fun ,furry happy cats who spend every second of their day looking at other cats. You are everything funny in the world. Honestly, meow meow meow meow meow meow? I mean, i guess its fun making other cats sniff your butthole from marking your territory, but you all take to a whole new cat tower tier. This is even funnier than meow meow meow meow. Dont be a stray cat, just scratch me with your best paw. Im pretty much clean, i fucked this cat over there, fucked this other cat over there, what other hobbies do you have? other than doggy butt farts?" i also get free food, and have some hella good catnip (IT just got me high, Shit was SO cat biscuits), you are all strays who should just find owners. Thanks for purring along, pic related: its me and my wife
