>>4953053Haha pussy!
Ive been pulled over a bunch of times. The cops are usually okay to cool. Never had one trying to be a dick.
>Down 6 shots of SOCO and Lime >hit the road! Its a race against time! >Cop follows me the entire way home, not far.>Pulling up to my house blue and red lights come on.>Pull over, shut off engine, shut off music put windows down, keep hands on the wheel (btw of you are black you should write this part down)>Cop tells me my tags are expired asks for lic, reg, ins.>I know I smell like booze, there is no way the cop doesnt smell it.>Cop ask why I pulled over here, tell him "I live there" and point at my house. He looks at my lic and nods making this face of "well played">he gives back all my stuff, tells me to have a good night.Another time:
>Speeding>pulled over>Cop walks up hand him my CCW and say "sir just so you know I am carrying" >He stares at my permit and me kinda confused for a min because these are unicorn level rare in MD>Finally he says "slow down" tells me to habe a good night.Another time
>Pulled over>Cop walks up. Drops a bag of coke in my lap>Says "your under arrest">Im fucking confused and going into rage mode.>Cop laughs andd pulls put his pepper spray and hoses me down>its vodka, still burns though>cop is laughing his ass off.>Pulls off his sunglassses.>its fucking Bill Murry>he says "no one will ever believe you">He hops back in his cop car and drives off chirpping his sirens>Mfw Bill Murry gave me an 8ball of pure coke. 