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If I were going to lead with misinformation, I would have said the CERN large hadron collider would create a "fixed point in space" that "rips all reality around it".
Imagine travelling through space and time when some idiot CERN employee creates a fixed point in space, tearing anything and everything around that fixed point (imagine swinging a pickaxe at a moving sheet of newspaper in a newspaper printing reel that is actively moving through the printing press: you're going to get a lot of fucked up newspapers; just apply that principle to space).
God particle my fucking asshole, that's literally the best the spin doctors can come up with?
I used to think detonating an atomic on myself would how I would know I was in a simulation, but I'm starting to think that creating a fixed point in space and time would be my real "exit test". Fucking little spinny top motherfuckers.
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