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ITT: Autistic moments
>Be me
>3 weeks ago
>Getting a new job at a restaurant
>Get accepted
>Filling out some paperwork in boss's office
>Little small, can only fit around 3 people
>The chef walks in
>"Hey chef, this is our new hire, anon."
>Reaches out to shake hands
>I shake his hand
>He's next to a file cabinet and moves a little to the left in order to get more room
>by instinct I associate that with hugging
>Give him a one armed hug
>Hold on 5 seconds too long since I'm autistic
>Chef tries to play it off
>now everyone knows me as the hugging guy
Kill me
