>>6489562When are we hanging you lot for treason?
>Be American colonial scum.>Get increasingly butthurt you have to pay taxes (literally the money that paid the soldiers that protected them from marauding natives)>complain endlessly about not having representation despite there being a huge lobby in the UK pressuring the King and government to give them just that>Mob public officials and threaten to kill them, throw a massive tantrum when soldiers arrive and shoot back>Have a massive chimp out>Burn ships, throw perfectly good food into the sea, murder and kill anyone you suspect of being loyal and true.>Ally with the mortal enemy of the nation you are descended from>Decide to attack and murder other British living in Canada in pirate ships>Betray your own kith and kin to the French>Murder tens of thousands of your own brothers in a pointless war that alienated you from your own people.>Americans are proud of this and celebrate it every year>Eventually betray the French.>Muttify yourself with increasing fervour approaching fanaticism.>The Boston Massacre, known as the Incident on King Street by the British, was an incident on March 5, 1770, in which British Army soldiers shot and killed several people while under attack by a mob. The incident was heavily publicized by leading Patriots, such as Paul Revere and Samuel Adams, to encourage rebellion against the British authorities>As the evening progressed, the crowd around Private White grew larger and more boisterous. Church bells were rung, which usually signified a fire, bringing more people out. Over fifty Bostonians pressed around White, led by a mixed-race former slave named Crispus Attucks, throwing objects at the sentry and challenging him to fire his weapon. White, who had taken up a somewhat safer position on the steps of the Custom House, sought assistance. >Be whipped up by separatists and a literal 56% face into murdering and betraying your own kith and kin. 