>>10651067This is kind of comfy. You ever see that documentary about the South African baboons who fuck up the white people living there? There are laws against harming them so they're just cucked. I was laughing my ass off at how stupid it all was.
>baboons are indigenous>white people move in, displace them>baboons come back>baboon hobbies include smashing windows to unlock them, raiding the fridge, throwing poop on the walls, stealing weapons, and robbing people carrying groceries>most of the time it has nothing to do with food, they know how to find their own, they just do it for fun>at all times there are baboon scouts in town waiting for people to leave their homes>when people leave they signal their units to begin the operation>if you park your car and forget to lock it, or if you just forget to lock it, baboons will open the door and steal your radio 