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>2,000 threads
>/ftl/ has officially reached 2,000 threads
Well, I'll be damned! What a joyous and momentous occasion. As the chairman, it is my utmost pleasure to announce on behalf of /bant/'s Official Arbitrary Numerical Dick-measuring of Success Board that the 24/7 live-streaming interactive internet show Fish Tank Live has crossed the threshold of 2,000 discussion threads within EXACTLY 200 days of the show's commencement! This is a surefire indicator of the popularity and success of the show.
It is hereby ordered by official decree of /bant/'s OANDSB that all seething josieniggers, lettychuds, jeremyfags, bettycucks, jet and women (who don't belong on the internet anyway) shall immediately cease -- oh, wait a minute! What's this? Hmm. I see...
I regret to inform you that the above message was given in error. I have just been handed an updated memorandum by the Board, and it appears the criteria of success for a 24/7 livestreaming interactive internet show (in the genre of heckhouse, porno, or torturearium) has been amended and has taken effect immediately prior to this announcement.
The ACTUAL threshold of success is NOT two thousand (2,000) threads... rather, it is THREEEE thousand (3,000) threads. I solemnly apologize to /ftl/, Jet Neptune, and Sam Hyde for getting your hopes up, but the show is NOT yet declared a success. In fact, as of right now, this show is an absolute garbage fire of a failure, like everything nazi pedophile Scam Hyde does.
