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So today on Seth, we’re promised content. What we get instead is Seth discovering the cruel laws of the universe in real time.
Stream starts normal enough vibes are mid, chat’s restless and then boom. Seth decides today is the day he emotionally unpacks the fact that Angelina, a Kick streamer who does not owe him oxygen, did not “get it in” with him.
He’s tearing up.
He keeps saying it’s “not about that,” which is crazy because it is entirely about that.
>I’m just saying bro, it’s like I thought there was something there
There wasn’t.
Now instead of moving on like a functioning adult, Seth pivots hard into a two-hour tangent about Some guy. This man has no relevance, Only that he did not invite Seth to his birthday party
Which Seth brings up.
Repeatedly.
Like it’s a UN sanction.
At this point Seth is just sitting there like a substitute teacher who regrets taking attendance.
Chat is spamming
>MOVE ON
>WHO IS THIS
>PLAY MY SONG
>ANGIE DON’T WANT YOU
>BLINKER BEFORE BED
Seth ignores all of it and says to himself
>I’m not mad. I just think it says a lot.
It does.
About Seth.
Stream ends not with a bang, but with awkward silence, mild coping, and Seth staring like he just survived a hostage situation.
