>>3315454Thats so stupid.
Also Japanese toilets are retarded.
Shitting is about quick, safe, simple, clean waste disposal.
If anything goes wrong it becomes a disgusting and dangerous mess.
Let us suppose you consume anything with beer, beans, peas, corn, lentils, tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, cabbage, milk or cheese in it. Your asshole explodes like a brown geyser capable of cutting sheet marble.
If what your asshole funnels into isnt a simple solid ceramic bowl, its gonna break down. And you dont want to deal with an electronic toilet playing a broken Hello Kitty melody interrupted by pleading for death while you are trying not to eject your internal organs out of your torso.
