>>11229280>>11229284It brings one joy and satisfaction, to be able to improvise and use various stuff for something other than it's primary function, and make it work in the end, does it not? And sometimes it can perform even better than the 'original'.
>>11229229two two two nines, nice
>stand for the National Anthem>or>kneel before your PresidentHow about "Please stand or kneel (or...), before your President for the National Anthem"
Would that be acceptable? It's sort of half way, a vague order to physically do something with which you show due respect to the core symbol of your nation, it's anthem, and the man currently in charge and representing that nation in the world, it's President. Obligatory, but with a freedom of choice as to how you may express it.