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>"hey have you heard that trump wants to blow up north korea?"
>*the audience shit themselves in anticipation, some are unable to handle the wait and blow their brains out*
>"you'd think trump and Kim would get along"
>*audience begin an orgy, fucking the craniums of the dead, to prepare themselves, mentally and physically, for the supreme stumping that trump will experience from the mouth of colbert*
>"I mean, they're both round manchildren who wear toupees"
>*the laughter from the audience registers a 9.7 on the richter scale, reducing everything in new york city to rubble*
>*sidekick guy cuts in*
>"oh OH that's coooooold"
>*toots his weird piano flute thing several times*
>*colbert chuckles and continues*
>"I mean really, Donald is so rich and white, he's pretty much the monopoly guy"
>*the audience all dies simultaneously, unable to otherwise express or even comprehend how hilarious they found the joke*
>*colbert chuckles*
>he won't even need to bring out the guests today
>not that he could anymore, they also died
>goes home to his mansion and aryan family to prepare for tomorrow's show
Conan is better.
