>>7960445Convert to Orthodox Judaism and become an Israeli. I should warn you though, Israel won't exist for much longer, so you'll have to hurry up. The only drawback is that you'll be branded a traitor and forced to be refugees with them in Europe.
>>7960457Those are some fine Ukrainian sex slaves you have there, Shlomo. They can stay behind during your exodus.
>>7960463Do you work on the King Hussein border?