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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, pendejo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Fuerzas Especiales, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Tijuana Cartel, and I have over 300 alleged tacos. I am trained in uma delicia warfare and I’m the top tequila shooter in the entire Mexican armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another an*Mefag. I will shitpost this board the fuck out with sarcasm the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of taco truck operators across the USA and your IP is being backtraced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your asshole. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can give you explosive diarrhea in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Taco Bell and I will use it to its full extent to make you wipe your miserable ass, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You will shit fury all over yourself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, gringo.
