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>Hey Taytriots! I want to thank you all for selling out Madison Square Garden!
>20,000 taytriots cheer
>Unfortunately, I've been told my standup isn't funny
>thunderous BOOOOs shake the arena
>All I have to say to that is, dilate more tranny!
>crowd goes wild, jumping up and down chanting "CUT DEEPER! CUT DEEPER!"
>Titantron shows benfreaks writhing around on the ground and cutting himself
