>>20170835"K-Chan."
"You want to be an Angel so badly you're letting perverts stretch you in the Dojo? The Dojo that means nothing since the only person worth a damn came through that system and then got the FUCK out of there so quickly it's like she left fire in her footprints? Then go for it. Kelly O gets more followers for every word she speaks than you do every inch of skin you show, and Kelly-freakin'-O doesn't run long on promos."
"K-Chan."
"You want to be an Angel so badly you debase yourself on camera? When we meet in the ring, I'll do that for you for free. I'll kick the shit out of you. I'll punch the piss out of you. I'll leave you in a puddle of your own blood, your own sweat, and by the end, your own tears. And when that bell finally rings, Kelly Omega up and celebrating with whatever form is chosen for me -- when the match is over, you are gonna look to the heavens and say, 'Oh, thank the Goddess.' And I'll look down at you and whisper, 'You're welcome.'"
"K-Chan."
"That's right, K-Chan, I'm coming for you. What do you say? L-F-G. But I am not going to let you K-Y-S, no, I want to do it for you with a knee to the face. You're gonna be B-T-F-O when I get you on my shoulders, and drive your head so hard into the canvas you forget what a livestream even is. Your followers are going to see, "
"And you know what, K-Chan? It's gonna be 1-2-3-E-Z-G-G."
"You and whatever your partner's name is."
