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>Be american
>Wake up in my healthy, average 600lbs body
>Make eggs, bacon and chocolate cake burger in my microwave for breakfast
>Only drink Coke Zero to stay healthy
>Tip Breakfast
>Waddle onto my red, white and blue colored Scooter and drive outside
>Greet my Neighbor, her brother and their two children
>All of them on scooters
>They greet me back, and drive to McDonalds to get breakfast
>Suddenly fall over
>Can't bring my healthy 600lbs body to stand up
>Flail around as i get robbed by Tyrones local Gang
>Local BLM group finds me, and shoots me for being white
>Doctors ignore me, because i'm poor now
>Cop finds me and shoots me too
>Shit Pants
>Die
