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>be me
>be 24 year old 11/10 godess
>becausd of how toxic i am never dated anyone
>depression and almost no income got to me because of it, decide to try my luck on rich BDSM enthousiasts to live off from
>wait at nice late night bar
>try to get the rich folks interested on me
>this homeless looking guy approaches me and asks me if i'm single
>to which i almost reply "fuck off loser"
>he then (i wish i could make this up) pulls out a stack of at least 2000$ in 100$ bills and slaps me with it
>mfw
