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i was holding in a shit all day because every time i use my work bathroom i clog it and we don't have a plunger anymore because i accidentally flushed the plunger part down the toilet and nobody realizes it's still in the pipes and everything and just now i accidentally shat myself after chancing a fart and now the smell is getting to be unbearable and my coworkers are looking around to see what smells so bad and i'm wearing khakis and there's a visible brownish-red stain on my pants and it's awkward to walk around so what do i do like should i just sit in the same spot and wait for everyone to go home or do i make a run for it like i can feel piss and diarrhea running down my legs so i have to awkwardly prop my feet up to keep it from running out of my pants but it's all collecting in the leg parts of my pants and it's getting visible guys please help do i call in a bomb threat on the building so that people will evacuate or something or do i do the other ideas i need advice help
