Quoted By:
>"ALMIGHTY FATHER PLEASE RESCUE ME I HAVE A FAMILY TO GET BACK HOME TO"
>"Cut!"
>director walks into set
>"It's getting better, but could you perhaps raise that hysteria a notch? Oh, and don't bring up anything with God; our producers don't really like that."
>"Yeah, I'll try that"
>"Good! Let's get that rolling once again. One, two, three, action!"
>"DON'T DO THIS TO ME, PLEASE, I'VE GOT A WIFE AND BABIES BACK HOME"
>"Cut! And that's a wrap!"
>Jihadi guy breathes a sigh of relief and throws his toy knife into the set sand
>extras in tattered camo jump off the truck and start cheering
>producer fetches the busty blonde who brings out a bottle of Dom Pérignon champagne between her tits and a tray with glasses
>we all pour some bubbly, struggling not to get it on the play sand -- after all, we'll be needing it later
>director smiles and raises his glass
>"To post-production!"
>"TO POST-PRODUCTION!"
>clinks all around