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>be NEET for 8 months
>Wanna stop being neet
>Clean room
>Leave my house and go to store for first time in 8 months
>Look for wall hangers
>At self checkout
>Have cash
>Stand there for 5 minutes trying to shove cash in machine
>Look like idiot
>Go to second machine and try to shove cash in it but it won't take it either
>Guy comes up, presses button that says "I'm paying with cash", walks away
>Machine takes my cash
>Drop my wallet while putting money in
>Look for it on the machine
>Can't find it
>Search crevices and get down on floor to look under machine
>Same guy yells across the store "it's behind you" and whole store looks at me
>Pick it up and shuffle out
>Crying in my car ATM
Why is being a human so fucking hard? I'm going to stay a NEET
>inb4 blogpost
