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Americans are jealous of the British people. We speak the same language, but we speak it more eloquently. We invented it after all. Our history is thousands of years old, there are pubs older than America on an average British street. Americans can't even say Aluminium properly. Their biggest achievement in human history is rebelling from our enlightened rule, which has only had dire consequences for them, and they keep doubling down because they have nothing else. They're big boned, small brained, tasteless, and can't make a car.
