>>11573727OK anon. I'm going to tell you something that will change your life.
Remember Jane Austen? Of course you do. She's one of you limeys. Anyway, there is something called 'English Country Dancing' which, if you are edjumakated enough, you will invariably know about. Guess what? It's super dooper popular with the ladies. All you have to do is find your nearest 'English Country Dancing' society and you will be instantly submerged in a wide array of strange yet appropriate women (for you). Bonus points if you grow your hair long and comb it forward like Napoleon. Seriously. Go where the women are. They love this shit. Someday, if you are lucky, you can attend a grand assembly in Bath.
