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>be me
>at christmas lunch with work colleagues somewhere in the city
>go to take a smoke with another colleague
>fall into chat with two slags
>they're kinda pretty but they're slags from their wear
>oh well, I'm horny AF
>chat for a while
>one of the slags nags my beer
>"Oh don't worry Anon, we don't have herpes" she says while being teasy
>"In the mouth at least" I blurt out
>mfw just cock-blocked myself