>>5150216I fucking drank burgerking milk shake, got a tummy ache, decided I was just hungry (I have a strong stomach, and only puked a handful of times my entire life) ate a load of shit, and ended up puking until early morning at like 2 or 3 am.
My fucking asshole father kept saying I was fine as I was shitting my lungs out, and puking at the same time, my mother nearly puked on my head.
This continued for 7 hours, and couldn't drink or I'd puke VERY quickly after, and I was puking air when we got to the ER.
After I woke up it was like 5 am or some shit and the doctors said I could have died from dehydration very quickly.
Also lost 20 or so pounds in that time.
>>5150220Holy Christ man, at least you got a laugh with someone.