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>I leave the store laughing.
>Come back 15 minutes later with a plague doctor mask.
>Her co-worker just showed up and is standing behind her.
>Her co-worker isn't wearing a mask and they're both joking about it.
>Get to checkout.
>Both are visibly uncomfortable looking at my plague mask.
Me: Hey, how yuh doin?
Karen: Um. Excuse me sir, were you just in here?
Me: "Yeah, I was.
Karen: "I'm refusing you service.
Me: What? Why, I have the mask now?
>Her co-worker behind her steps up.
Co-worker: Uh yeah. For um, security purposes?
>She turns around quickly.
Karen: NO! We're refusing service because of your comment. We can refuse for whatever reason.
Me: What comment?
Karen: Your comment about being gay.
Me: But I'm not gay.
Karen: That's NOT what I said! What you said was absolutely inappropriate
Me: I guess you have to be gay to shop here?
>She walks away from the register.
2/2
I haven't been banned from the store yet. That one employee is just refusing me service, so I plan on going back to the store later today. Maybe with a hazmat suit and some p95 filters. I'm having a ball pissing this lady off. She's Mexican and looks to be in her mid 30's. Any ideas that aren't illegal anon?
