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Who else here /handyman/?
>be me
>22 y/o autistic faggot
>order dildo in mail
>real fancy one. has a cum function and whole 9 yards
>finally the day comes
>pick up my “package”
>fill up sink so I can fill up dildo with water for cum function
>hear dripping
>look under sink and find leak
>ThisIsFuckingBullshit.mp9
>get so mad that my penis becomes erect
>start fucking sink with the force of a thousand student loans
>about to cum
>stick my dick in the leak
>spin my spidery web of gooey love
>catch my breath
>try sink again
>leak is fixed
>DamnRight.jpeg
>put a cigarette in the faucet and light it.
>”see you again real soon, slut.”
Pic related. It’s my cocoon of semen under the sink.
