>>16568441But, yeah, the whole point of this is that it looks like a pinecone. Not that it's meant to be enjoyed in any form.
Although, I kind of respect that. If you're just that dedicated to making food that looks like a pinecone for some reason, then I can get behind that. Maybe it's your hobby, I don't know, if that's the case then you've done a pretty good job. Just please don't expect anybody to eat it.
And if that's not the reason for it, then just fucking why? Why do you need to make food that looks like a pinecone? Does anybody get attracted to this? Is it impressive that this person made a meal, if you could call it that, which looks like a pinecone? It's like a soccer mom trap, that's the only kind of person who would think this is fancy and try to make it for a holiday.
I can't really name anything, but I'm pretty sure people have made infinitely more impressive and creative things with food. This is like a five year old putting down random markings with a crayon and coming over to show it to you, thinking entirely in his little mind that he's made a masterpiece.
You're not special for putting almond on cheese. You're just an embarrassing piece of shit.
Overall, it's really bad. I'd only eat the tomatoes and green stuff, considering this is breakfast, then pick like ten out of the almonds out of the cheese and place it on my pocket to have them later. Sounds good that way.
Also, the booger analogy doesn't really fit thinking of it now, but hopefully you got what I mean, the textures simply don't match and the taste of the tomato is completely done away because of the almond, so, it's like having this soft squishy thing along for no reason instead of simply having almonds on it's own. Both are good on their own, I love tomatoes, but they're just not compatible together.
I'm getting back in bed now, okay?
>>16568379No. I haven't even made an egg since we last talked, I don't think.
