>>4491906Just remembered a better one
>in netherlands>visiting some well known museum (cba looking up the name)>standing in line at the bag check in>dutch woman walks up starts asking something in dutch>too autismo to say i don't speak dutch and she's already said two full sentences and now she's waiting for a response>only just now say i don't speak dutch>she repeats everything again in english>she asks if I have 50 cent for the lockers>spend a minute awkwardly fumbling around in my coin purse looking for a 50 cent, which I had to dig out my backpack>I don't have one and i've just turned a what should have been a 10 second encounter into 5 minutes and i didn't even have a 50 cent>guy behind me notices and helps out by handing the woman a 50 cent>mumble a sorry and hang my head in embarrassmentI'm usually not this much of a failure I promise
