>>20164936>>20164911Just for geographic clarity, and physics, if the earth isn't flat, and NASA is correct on Sol, a human made nuke wouldn't do shit to the sun. 3 nukes wouldn't do shit. It'd barely even notice, and, if we're honest, they'd not get anywhere near the surface to even blow up there. They'd be a plasma bubble by the time they made it to the corona.
Sorry, you're stuck with those bags till you drop em.