>>3106389>>3106397Okay, story time. Took longer to write than expected.
>be me>be 17>go on a weekend spiritual retreat with my catechesis group to a small nearby village>catechist makes us read the Bible and stuff during the day>she thinks it would be a great idea if boys and girls had the sleepover together in the same room in order to learn to live as a community, tolerate each other and shit>places us all in a single dormitory>many younger Catholics in Spain come from Latin America, so most girls in the group are crazy teenage Latinas (one of them is a midget)>somebody had brought a radio cassette CD player and the girls think it would be a good idea to dance so they get dressed up>they think it would be a great idea if the boys dressed up too in order to recreate a certain coreography by Shakira and Beyoncé>they start choosing clothes and dressing us>random girl takes out her lipstick>freak out like pic related>manage to escape while wearing tight jeans and a short top several sizes too small>tell everything to the catechist>she doesn't give a fuck and keeps smoking her cigarette in her room like the motherfucker she is>accept my fate>get back to our room defeated>get just some lipstick and do the fucking coreography>some of my school classmates are forced to participate too (one of them turns out several years later to be gay)>somebody tries to record a short video>thank goodness mobile cameras were shit at the timeI kept my underpants the whole time and didn't get eye make up, so the whole thing was never complete. Not sure if I'd have wanted to get some pantsu on since I was insecure as fuck and there were too many witnesses whose faces I'd had to see everyday after that. No need to say that I quit some time later and never confirmed.
