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The Nords invade Britain but make little progress due to the British fleet stopping the viking longships. The sea is littered with Coke bottles and peanut shells.
The Islamic State manages to take back Saudi Arabia in a daring counteroffensive. The Umayyad Caliphate watches back in confusion. Unable to act.
The Roach Empire succeeds in conquering Hellenistic Greece and now their sights are on Christian Anatolia. May God Have mercy on us all.
Hungry Fuckers gobble up the Serbs and some Gypsies too.
