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GUYS! THIS IS THE EASIEST SLURP OF YOUR LIFE
>THIS IS LITERAL FREE MONEY
THE MARKET WILL RECOVER AS SOON AS THIS TEMPORARY COMPUTER PROBLEM IS FIXED
>IF YOU HAVE {ANY} MONEY AT ALL, BREAK YOUR PIGGY BANKS, STEAL FROM YOUR MOTHER (AND PAY HER BACK LATER WITH INTEREST) PICK UP CHANGE ON THE SIDE WALK
INVEST EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
>LITERAL FREE MONEY
TOTALLY ARTIFICIAL AND TEMPORARY DIP