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Wotcha got there, sis?
>Frog games
This yer present ‘aul?
>Yes, don’t touch anything
Wot’s that? Couldn’t ‘ear ya. Cor, is this a desert eagle?!
>No, it’s a gun, stupid
This is pretty, Nan ‘ad a cross jes like it she give to Dad before she went an’ runned oft. Wuz ‘is only memento of ‘er. ‘E pawned it an’ bought us a PlayStation Free. Well, ‘e bought ‘isself a PlayStation Free.
>Crosses are SO boring. Like the least interesting implement of execution.Why couldn’t it have been a little gold-plated guillotine?
Lotta books ‘ere, you fink maybe it’s time you learn to read?
>You think maybe it’s time you learn to shut your door when you’re on the computer? And reading is for nerds
Touché. Oh! I nearly forgot, you gone an’ got yerself a new big sis. Onigiri, innit? En’t she the one ‘ose knickers we nicked? The one ‘ose merch you been maxin’ out Mum’s credit cards for? Pretty awkward.
>I’m ignoring you. And I’m ignoring her… for the time being anyway. I’ve got a lot to think about and you’re ruining my concentration.
Wot wuz it like? Yer first win I mean.
>It was… it was INDESCRIBABLE!! Take your greatest Duna gooning session and amplify the sensation by a thousand! Such a pity it’s something you’ll never get to experience for yourself
Them frog games, is they two playa?
>This one is *Masala hands her sister a controller*
