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>be me
>1337 russian haxor
>hired by putin to hax american election
>hack election, make trumpo win
>hear knock on door
>fuck
>shillary police have found me
>delete hax
>empty trash to be safe
>clear internet history and cookies
>close internet explorer
>they smash door in
>i laugh
>they can't get me now
>they fuck around in my house for a bit, but cant find anything
>they leave
>mfw
