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Good. But you need to pass couple of simple tests. Answer all of them with yes or no.
>Are you unemployed?
>Are you a borderline/full blown alcoholic?
>Are you biologically incapable of feeling happiness?
>Do you wish for a big war to give your life purpose and set you free from this mortal coil?
And most important
>Have you ever participated or are you at least supportive of dog spinning?
This one is crucial. Dogs are stupid inferior creatures that serve as an outlet for all of your life miseries and problems. If you never met a pack of wild dogs and went straight for the alfa dog, bitting him on the neck and enjoying his squeals you are not a Slav.
