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>red
dont care, society would still be fucked
>blue
5 points doesnt seem like that much of a buff, whats the point, also even though im white i still dont like other people so why help
>yellow
he would get shitstomped day 1, no point
>green
this is the best option but it depends on what else the aliens do, do they help us develop technology and shit? or are they just space jews and now we're double fucked. without knowing more there's no way im pressing it.
>orange
again, i dont like people even of my own race, this button does nothing for me
>purple
like the green button it's tempting, even more tempting actually considering it's a safe bet. however would anything actually change? yeah the jews are gone but that leaves a power vaccum, it's not like we wont have a new jew-type group taking over, the best you have to hope for is that this new group would be morally better (they wouldnt).
>grey
i want to pick this one since it's funny and fucks over everyone, but in reality it would go horribly wrong, if it's my sperm then surely they'll know who the father is, i'd be dead within a week best case scenario, worst case scenario i have millions of women claiming child support.
>pink
great now you've made the violent apes even MORE stupid and violent, great plan genius. actually if you really wanted to end the world this might be the best button besides green.
overall, i'd go with green or grey. it's a close one, but i think i'd pick grey because there's no possible way for it to benefit any part of humanity, it causes maximum damage to the family structure globally, the amount of murders that would happen over infidelity would be glorious
