>>13374291>Local Hooters offers all-you-can-eat wings on Wednesday>Go to Hooters because I like wings and eating a lot>My waitress is a hot as fuck blonde with big tits>She's super flirty with me>Order a coke and all-you-can-eat wings>Get through my first batch of wings and order more>She giggles and says I must be hungry>T-thanks>Get the idea that eating a lot will impress her>She's so flirty every time she brings me more wings or a Coke refill>Think she's getting turned on by how much I'm eating>Go through multiple cokes and about 50 fucking wings and a bunch of blue cheese dressing>Stomach starting to really hurt and I'm feeling sick but I'm desperate to keep impressing my smoking hot waitress>Place one more wing order>Get halfway through the plate before my stomach is in absolute agony and I think I'm going to vomit>Waitress asks "Aww, is everything ok baby?">"My tummy hurts">She starts giggling like crazy and goes to get the check>Before she comes back she's pointing me out to her coworker and they're both giggling about me>Realize my eating did not impress her and was just a joke to her>Pay the bill and stagger out of Hooters clutching my stomach>Barely make it 10 feet into the parking lot before I double over and vomit profusely>Drive home>Too embarrassed to go back to that HootersAre there any restaurants you guys are too embarrassed to go back to?