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I just got back from the doctor and I have some bad news. I have a terminal condition .
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> Unfortunately I just got back the results from you Epic Gamer Test and it looks like the cause of you always being fat , shit , bald, and STANKY. Is because you're simply retarded. Now this is a very serious condition, that has a high fatality rate, and there is only one conclusive test I can preform to confirm that you have disorder. I'm going to need you to lift up your arms and show me your armpits and if they're Extra Sweaty; Then I'm afraid we have a real problem on our hands. If that's the case, the most effective treatment we can try is me banging your mom. HA GOTTEM LITTLE BITCH anyways, Go F yourself baldy *dabs*
My armpits were extra sweaty. I may not have much time left to live.
