>>18230405Colby Jefferson approaches the camera.
>"But this also ties into something I've been wanting to do for myself. See, Warhorse, we're a long way from done. But I wanna give you just a second, just a little bit longer, to bask in the glow of your victory before I force you into an Immaculate Confrontation that steals all that newly-won glory. On the NEXT show, the one AFTER this one, yes, I plan on putting out a special divine challenge for Warhorse. That's still to come.">"But before that, my birthday's tomorrow, and I'm in the mood to INDULGE. And there's something of a dream match; ever since Onsen a Lifetime, I've seen it talked about on the internet, I've read the comments and the speculation: 'Colby Jefferson versus Surfer Girl, when?' and I'm here to tell you that, as my birthday present to MYSELF, I'm going to make that dream match happen. Colby Jefferson, one-on-one with Surfer Girl, on this upcoming show."Colby shrugs.
>"Now, see, I respect Surfer Girl. I like Surfer Girl. And I know that Surfer Girl and I are gonna give everyone the match that they've been waiting to see, one-on-one. But I'm ALSO gonna do something that Warhorse DIDN'T do. I'm going to earn a victory over Surfer Girl, and with the momentum I earn there, I'm gonna ride that wave straight into Warhorse and wipe 'em out. But that's an epic battle for the future.">"For now? We're keeping it just as Surfer Girl always wants it: All Smiles. So here's wishing the happiest of birthdays to ME, Colby Jefferson. And here's wishing good luck to my opponent, Surfer Girl.">"And Warhorse? Congratulations. Seriously. Just don't get too comfortable." 