>>17174174wtf, I had a porn in the woods experience. Local kid found a porn stash in the woods and hid it in his neighbors play house steeple. One day he goes to retrieve the stash because no one believes him and the neighbor comes out and asks the kid what he is doing. We are all watching as he panics and rips the whole steeple full of porn mags off the playhouse and throws it over the fence and jumps the fence. He picks the steeple up and gets on his scooter and goes as fast as he can. He gets to the end of the road and there is this big dirt mound, he hits it at full speed and flies off the scooter and wipes out. He gets back up grabs the steeple and scoots into the woods. He shows everyone the magazines and then he hides the steeple in an over grown field and then a day or two later some huge industrial forest mulcher mulched the whole field and shot porn all over the place. Most of the neighborhood boys were in the field the next day trying to piece together all the little bits of porn like a puzzle. The kid got in trouble for stealing the steeple but I don't think his parents ever figured out it was full of porn.
