>>18041570What this anon said
>>18041592>Because toy stores are evilIt was common knowledge amongst boomer parents from the mid 1970s - late 90s that toy makers were more or less evil that constantly sold and marketed dangerous "toys" to kids.
Snl had a series popular sketches during the late 70s involving a character named Irwin Mainway played by Dan Aykroyd who marketed and sold dangerous toys.
Go find the Irwin Mainway costumes sketch. It's not on youtube.
Pic rel. Johnny Space Commander mask.
