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In the locker room of the dojo Noire is confronted by a mysterious woman from her past...
Hear ya got a match comin' up, kiddo.
>I've had dozens, you jes' ain't been here for em'
That ain't fair, you know how busy yer Ma an' I been lately with tha twins an' wotnot.
>Real busy I'd say. Ya look shittier than a pay toilet with a broken door
Yeah? You try flyin' over tha Pacific with two screamin' toddlers an' a very handsy partner who's been downin' booze since before she boarded the dam plane! Tell me if ya come out a' it lookin' half as good!
>...
Didn't mean ta snap at ya, kiddo. Look, there's somethin' I wanna giv- *BLAAAAARGH*
>Jeez, it's only eight in the mournin'. Bit early ta be in yer cups, ain't it? Unless.. Seriously? Again?! Swear ta the dog himself ya must have a dam breedin' fetish
You watch yer fuckin' mouth! I ain't got a dogdamned breedin' fetish! ..your mother might though... Anyway, as I was sayin', Spaghetti Town can be a very dangerous place. So I want ya ta have this
>I-is this yer ol' bean shooter?!
Nah, it's a bean flicker. Not half as deadly as the real McCoy, but it'll help out inna pinch. Or it'll give ya one depending on where ya point it hehehe.
>EWW! MOM!!
Don't knock it til ya tried it. And please try it before ya go samplin' any of the local cuisine. I ain't ready ta be a granny jes' yet.
>Ew. I fucking can't even. Just ew
Hey, ya made any friends yet?
>Yeah, a few.. I guess...
Well make a few more. Go introduce yerself ta that big fox gal I saw ya starin' at in the gym earlier. You ain't gonna like it if I gotta introduce ya myself.
>Okay...
Jes' one more thing. The new hat..
>Yeah?
It looks good on you.
