DUMBEST FUCKS IN RECORDED HISTORY
>Mao sees birds eat grains >He tells 1 billion chinese to kill all the birds in China so that the birds won't eat their grains anymore >1 billion chinese kill all the birds in China >with no more birds, the insect population explodes in China >the insects eat all the grains >45 million chinese starve to death https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign >>Mao needs steel to make buildings >He tells 1 billion chinese to stop farming and working, and instead to melt down all their metal to produce steel >1 billion chinese gather every single piece of metal in sight, including farming tools, pots, and pans >1 billion chinese chop down every single tree in sight to fuel the furnaces, and even tear down their houses to provide more wood >In the end, 1 billion chinese produce millions of tons of useless pig iron that is completely unusable >1 billion chinese now have no homes to live in, no tools to use for farming, no pots to cook food, no wood to heat the pots, >and no food to eat in China.>Mao wants to be like the west and have cars>china doesn't have the industry to make cars for everyone>He tells 1 billion chinks that he will "upgrade" their horse drawn wagons>"upgrades" their wagons by replacing their wooden wheels with steel wheels. like cars have!>steel wheels end up sinking into the mud and were too heavy for horses to pull>in the end, thousands of useless wagons were constructed or retrofitted that were completely unusable 