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I unironically think she is beautiful. Am I crazy?
I often daydream about falling into a whirlwind romance with her which, despite our stark political differences, is filled with whimsy and intense philosophical discussion. During these dreams I often manage to convince her that climate change is in fact, not real, and that rather it is a jewish fabrication constructed to fulfill the prophecy of zog. It is at this juncture that she falls into a pit of despair and guilt for doubting me. She begs for my forgiveness, and I do forgive her, because I love her.
