>>21349951Kasumi stomps into a backstage interview area.
>BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! DUNA THINKS A COUNT OUT, uh, FUCKIN COUNTS?! You didn't beat shit you dumbass beach bitch.An intern hands her a cigarette. The intern falls back as Slimefren "rolls" over.
>Oh shit! Sup Slimefren! C'mere.Kasumi awkwardly keeps her cigarette away from Slimefren as she picks up Slimefren and sets him on her shoulder.
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>Fuckin AMEN SLIMEFREN!Kasumi took a drag off her cigarette, then tossed it aside.
>Waifus in Paris huh? Shit can pop off next week as far as I'm concerned. I'ma walk in there with Slimefren on my shoulder, some sorta frog on my other, shooting BAGETTES OUTTA MY FUCKING ASS IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES! YOU'RE NOT RUNNING FROM ME ANYMORE DUNA! *CONTRACT SIGNING* NEXT FUCKING WEEK! IF YOU ESCAPED WHAT I ESCAPED, YOU'D WANNA GET FUCKED UP IN PARIS TOO! You think winning by fucking count out is cool? Go fuck yourself. You're a fuckin fraud. Just like every other glowie bitch. Industry plant. Fake as the gold standard. I'm gonna rearrange your face-oh shit.Kasumi leaned forward, but realized Slimefren was slipping off her shoulder. She quickly stood up right and pushed Slimefren to balance on her shoulder.
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>No problem! Anyway, fuck you Duna. We sign your death sentence next week. Kasumi pointed at the camera with a smirk.
>You can't duck me. I am the People's Champion. I represent everyone who said fuck you. I represent everyone mad you haven't wrestled until *I* pressed the issue. I represent anyone who thinks they can't make it. I represent everyone who thinks, just because, they're an alcoholic, just because they're schizophrenic, just because they might be a bitch. They can make it. Everyone can make it. I will bear *THAT* cross. Everyone can be a fuckin badass if they try hard enough."..."
>...It's provocative Slimefren? Gets the people going? Well fuck it! Might as well keep goin'! 