>>18691266Miss USA jumps off the desk slams the door and places a chair in front of it. She sits down.
>YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!!!???>I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!!!>PRAY TELL, MY BUREAUCRATIC BIMBO, WHAT'S TO KNOW!!!???>FROM DAY ONE TO THIS EXACT SECOND, I'VE PROVEN THAT I AM THE UNDISPUTED FACE AND THE ABSOLUTE ACE OF THE AMERICAN RACE!!!>AND PRISCILLA CAN BE AS SMART AND AS SUBTLE AS SHE WANTS BUT THERE AIN'T ANYTHING SMART OR SUBTLE ABOUT THE WAY I SHOVE MY BOOT UP HER ASS WHEN I SEE HER!!!Miss USA stands up and throws the chair through the window.
>DOG???>GOAT???>ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE, HONEY!!!>I DON'T PRETEND TO BE ANYTHING I'M NOT!!!>I AM AS I AM, FAULTS AND ALL!!!>AND THIS LOSS TO COLBY THAT YOU'RE CRYING ABOUT IS NO EXCEPTION!!!>AMERICA WASN'T BUILT SOLELY ON OUR SUCCESSES BUT ON HOW WE BUILT UPON OUR FAILURES!!!>YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE!!!???>GOOD- >BECAUSE THIS IS THE AMERICA THAT EVERYONE REFUSES TO SEE!!!>A COUNTRY THAT FEEDS OFF NEGATIVITY IN ALL FACETS OF LIFE!!!>MILLIONS DYING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD HEALTHCARE!!!>THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN DYING IN OUR SCHOOLS!!!>THOUSANDS IF NOT MILLIONS GOING WITHOUT WHILE OTHERS SPEND A WHOLE GENERATIONS WORTH OF WEALTH IN A DAY ON SOME SECLUDED PERVERT ISLAND!!!>ALL THE INJUSTICES OF THIS GREAT NATION!!!>WE MOURN THEM BUT BEFORE THE NEWS REPORT EVEN ENDS->IT'S ALREADY A PUNCHLINE ON SOMEBODY'S TWEETSTAGRAM!!!>SO I LOOK LIKE THIS BECAUSE I DIED WHEN I WAS BURIED->I JUST SKIPPED THE DISHONEST MOURNING AND WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE PUNCHLINE!!!>BEING ME ISN'T ALL JUST BEER, BOOBS AND BABY JESUS!!!>BEING ME IS BEING AMERICA!!!>THE GOOD AND THE BAD!!!Miss USA punches the wall. Her hand starts to bleed.
>YOU SEE THIS!!!??? >I BLEED AMERICA!!!>I AM AMERICA INSIDE AND OUT!!!>YOU CALL ME A PRETENDER BUT YOUR THE ONLY DISINGENUOUS ONE FOR CALLING THIS FAKE!!!>YOU WON'T DISCREDIT ME->I KNOW WHO I AM->THE WWA KNOWS WHO I AM!!!>I PRESENT MYSELF HOWEVER I WANT!!!>I AM MISS GODDAMN USA!!! 